Toejam and Earl Diptych

The game that defined my childhood and is likely responsible for the understanding of my purpose on this planet, which is to walk around and get presents every so often. Toejam & Earl.

Here's Earl unwrapping what'll no doubt be something good; this is, of course, because it is obvious that Earl just paid off the Carrot Man in the back to tell him what's inside there. However, judging by the Carrot's skeptical looking on, it's possible that he himself is not entirely convinced of his own genious.

Personally I bet it's rose bushes. It's always god-damned rose bushes.